10 Oracle SQL features you probably didn’t know

10 Oracle SQL features you probably didn’t know

I can not guarantee that you never heared of this. But the majority of developers doesn’t know or doesn’t seem to know. And honestly –  most of this information is fairly useless – and mostly harmless.

10. Why we have the CONCAT function

There is a concat function that can be used instead of the concat operator ||.

Nobody uses that! But there is a reason why it exists.

This is from the 8.1.7 Oracle documention

On most platforms, the concatenation operator is two solid vertical bars, as shown in Table 3-3. However, some IBM platforms use broken vertical bars for this operator. When moving SQL script files between systems having different character sets, such as between ASCII and EBCDIC, vertical bars might not be translated into the vertical bar required by the target Oracle environment. Oracle provides the CONCAT character function as an alternative to the vertical bar operator for cases when it is difficult or impossible to control translation performed by operating system or network utilities. Use this function in applications that will be moved between environments with differing character sets.

So we do have this function, because in the past this || was not consistent over all the different platforms using different character sets. Since nobody seems to use IBM EBCDIC anymore, there is no real need to use the CONCAT function.

9. select UNIQUE

Instead of doing a SELECT DISTINCT you can do SELECT UNIQUE.

But you shouldn’t. None of them. Forget I mentioned this.

Ok here is an example.

Example

select unique e.deptno from scott.emp e;

DEPTNO
-----
30
20
10

It is also possible to do SELECT COUNT(UNIQUE …) . Not sure when that one was introduced, but it seems to work now.

Sven says: “SELECT DISTINCT|UNIQUE should be considered a bug in real production code.”

I have yet to find an example where SELECT DISTINCT is needed. More likely there is a bug in the data model or missing joins in the where clause. GROUP BY or sometimes EXISTS are the better long term alternatives.

Using SELECT DISTINCT is absolutly fine for developer ad-hoc queries.

I feel this whole concept is a bit inconsistent. 12c introduced the new approximation function APPROX_COUNT_DISTINCT, but there is no APPROX_COUNT_UNIQUE!

8. there is an ANSI datatype DATE

The ANSI datatype DATE does not hold any time information (no hours, minutes, seconds). That is what the ANSI datatype TIME is for. Oracle does not officially know these two datatypes.

However:

EXTRACT function

Purpose

EXTRACT extracts and returns the value of a specified datetime field from a datetime or interval expression. The expr can be any expression that evaluates to a datetime or interval data type compatible with the requested field:

  • If YEAR or MONTH is requested, then expr must evaluate to an expression of data type DATE, TIMESTAMP, TIMESTAMP WITH TIME ZONE, TIMESTAMP WITH LOCAL TIME ZONE, or INTERVAL YEAR TO MONTH.
  • If DAY is requested, then expr must evaluate to an expression of data type DATE, TIMESTAMP, TIMESTAMP WITH TIME ZONE, TIMESTAMP WITH LOCAL TIME ZONE, or INTERVAL DAY TO SECOND.
  • If HOUR, MINUTE, or SECOND is requested, then expr must evaluate to an expression of data type TIMESTAMP, TIMESTAMP WITH TIME ZONE, TIMESTAMP WITH LOCAL TIME ZONE, or INTERVAL DAY TO SECOND. DATE is not valid here, because Oracle Database treats it as ANSI DATE data type, which has no time fields.
  • If TIMEZONE_HOUR, TIMEZONE_MINUTE, TIMEZONE_ABBR, TIMEZONE_REGION, or TIMEZONE_OFFSET is requested, then expr must evaluate to an expression of data type TIMESTAMP WITH TIME ZONE or TIMESTAMP WITH LOCAL TIME ZONE.

So essentially the doc says, that EXTRACT uses an ANSI DATE as an expression input.

Proof

select extract(day from sysdate) from dual;
21

select extract(second from sysdate) from dual;
ORA-30076: invalid extract field for extract source

select extract(second from systimestamp) from dual;
4.823

The error appears, because sysdate is kind of converted into a ANSI DATE and this does not hold time information.

 

Problem is: We just can not use this ANSI date type for normal activities.

Alternative for the ANSI date: TRUNC(datetime). In 12c as a virtual column.

Problem solved. ✔

 

7. group by ()

You can group by an empty parenthesis. Or let’s call it group by the FULL SET. This is in fact useful in some very specific cases.

It gives us the ability to get a NO_DATA_FOUND error if there is no data at all. Oracle guarantees that an aggregation select without a group by will always return a record. GROUP BY () can be added if you want to change this default behaviour on purpose.

Example

Let’s say we want to count how many employees are in one specific department.

select count(e.empno) emp#
from scott.dept d
left join scott.emp e on e.deptno=d.deptno
where d.dname = 'OPERATIONS';

EMP#
----
0

Since there are no employees in operations, this returns 0. This is correct and the information I want.

More specifically this query returns one row, but the e.empno is null and therefore is not counted. Count(*) would have returned 1!

But if we use a department name that does not even exists, then this will also return 0.

select count(e.empno) emp#
from scott.dept d
left join scott.emp e on e.deptno=d.deptno
where d.dname = 'FANCY_CLOUD_SPACE';

EMP#
----
0

Not correct! In this case I prefer to get a no data found error.

Grouping on the full set gives us this option.

select count(e.empno) emp#
from scott.dept d
left join scott.emp e on e.deptno=d.deptno
where d.dname = 'FANCY_CLOUD_SPACE'
group by ();

no rows found.

Btw: the SQL Developer syntax (pre-)parser identifies that () as an syntax error. But it will execute it successfully.

I have to admit, that in this case it would be much better to group by the department. But maybe it would be possible to get the count for multiple departments using an IN list. Then the group on department level would not help much.

 

Btw: GROUP BY NULL does the same thing, and might be less confusing for some developers. I personally prefere GROUP BY () because the () also is used in GROUPING_SETS.

 

6. + vs. –

In some edge cases using a different operator (+|-) leads to disturbing results.

Example: Substracting a tiny number from 1 does not equal 1. But adding a tiny number from 1 does equal 1!

select * from dual
where 1 = 1-0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001;

No data found!

This is expected behaviour…

select * from dual
where 1 = 1+0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001;

DUMMY
-----
X

Wat? Why do we get a result?!

The solution is simple. We overstepped the maximum precision of the number datatype when doing the addition. Max precision is 38 digits. The addition would require a precision of 39. Instead the result is rounded (or truncated) to a precision of 38 digits, which happens to equal 1.  The substraction result still is in the 38 precision range and therefore exact (very slightly less than 1).

Don’t confuse precision with maximum value! Precision is the number of different digits that we can store. This can then be moved by an exponent to the left or right for very large or very small values.

 

To put this into perspective

That precision is so extremly high, that we have major troubles visualizing it. So here is a comparsion. The comparison data comes from this hugely interesting site: http://money.visualcapitalist.com/all-of-the-worlds-money-and-markets-in-one-visualization/

The complete monetary assets in the whole word is estimated about 80 trillion $ (broad money=coins, banknotes, savings accounts, time deposits, …). That is a 80,000,000,000,000  or an 8 with 13 zeros at the end or 8e13 in scientific exponential notation.

select 8e13 from dual;

Considering all the national and private debts is even higher. Here we reach about  200 trillion $.

And if we consider derivates (=high risk gambles)  then the high estimations go as far as 1.2 quadrillion $.  That is a 1 followed by 24 more digits (mostly zeros) or 1.2e24.

Since all this is expressed in dollars, we can increase the number even further by chooseing a different currency.  For example the Nepalease Rupee is worth a little less than 0.01 dollar. So all the worlds derivatees could be expressed in Nepalease Rupees using a number as big as 1.2e26.

That means using a number with a precision of 38 we can easily express all the money in the world including derivates up to the very last Nepalease Rupee. And we still have only used 2/3rds of the maximum available precision. Or to say it differently. If we duplicate the planet Earth 1,000,000,000,000 (1 trillion) times – we could still give the exact amount of money on all planets in Napalease Rupees up to the very last Rupee using the number datatype.

That’s quite impressive!

Btw. The biggest number that can be expressed using the NUMBER datatype is 999…(38 9’s) x10125 . Which is way way bigger than anything we discussed so far.

 

5. instead of IN we can use = ANY

select 'TRUE'
 from dual
 where 1 = ANY (1,2,3,4,5)
TRUE

There are several similar unusual “replacement” options.

e.g.

  • instead of != we can also use ^=.
  • NOT IN is the same as  != ALL
  • SOME is a synonym for ANY – but only in sql!
  • <=LEAST | >=GREATEST can be replaced by <|>= ALL
  • >=LEAST | <=GREATEST can be replaced by >|<= SOME

I expect that SOME people do know about these operators, since questions about them are part of the SQL expert exam. So from ALL experts who took the exam at LEAST the few who passed should know SOMEthing about ANY.

The last replacement differs how NULL values are treated. In theory there could be cases where this comes in handy. I so far never had such an encounter.

Example

with testdata
as (select 1 a, 2 b, 3 c, 4 d from dual union all
   select 5 a, 4 b, 3 c, 2 d from dual union all
   select 1 a, null b, 2 c, null d from dual union all
   select null a, null b, null c, null d from dual)
select * from testdata
where 3 >= LEAST(a,b,c,d);

 

A B C D
-------
1 2 3 4
5 4 3 2

 

with testdata
as (select 1 a, 2 b, 3 c, 4 d from dual union all
    select 5 a, 4 b, 3 c, 2 d from dual union all
    select 1 a, null b, 2 c, null d from dual union all
    select null a, null b, null c, null d from dual)
select * from testdata
where 3 >= ANY(a,b,c,d);

 

A B C D
-------
1 2 3 4
5 4 3 2
1 - 2 -

4. external table on multiple files

External tables can load multiple files at once! As long as they have the same structure of cause. So here is an example.

CREATE TABLE EXT_DUMMY
(
    "RECORDTYPE" VARCHAR2(100 BYTE), 
    "COL1" VARCHAR2(100 BYTE), 
    "COL2" VARCHAR2(100 BYTE) 
)
ORGANIZATION EXTERNAL
(
    TYPE ORACLE_LOADER DEFAULT DIRECTORY "IMPORT_BAD_FILE" 
    ACCESS PARAMETERS ( 
             records delimited BY newline 
             FIELDS TERMINATED BY ';' 
             MISSING FIELD VALUES ARE NULL 
               ( RECORDTYPE CHAR
               , COL1 CHAR 
               , COL2 CHAR 
               ) 
    ) 
    LOCATION ( 'Testfile1.txt, Testfile2.txt' )
)
    reject limit 10
;

When we then do a select on the external table, we will see the data from both files.

We can also switch the external table to a different file.

alter table EXT_DUMMY location ('Testfile3.txt' )

 

For the experts: We can use the ROWID to find out which file was used to load a specific record. Special thanks go to OTN-forum member Odie_63 who found this solution. More info in this old OTN forum thread.

with ext_loc as (
      select position-1 as pos
           , name as filename
      from sys.external_location$
      where obj# = ( select object_id
                     from user_objects
                     where object_name = 'EXT_DUMMY' )
    )
select x.filename,
       t.*
from EXT_DUMMY t
join ext_loc x 
on x.pos = to_number(regexp_substr(dump(t.rowid,10,9,1),'\d+$'))
;

It’s a very clever piece of software. Essentially it extracts the filenumber from the rowid, looks up the file number in the data dictionary and combines that with our data set.

This select was done in a 10g database. In 12c we can probably use dbms_rowid to do the same, instead of regexp_substr(dump(rowid)).

3. insert default values

We can insert into a table using the “default” keyword to force default behaviour for this column.

Example

-- setup
create table swe_default_test 
(col1 varchar2(10) not null,
 col2 varchar2(10) default 'TEST' not null
 );
Table SWE_DEFAULT_TEST created.

-- test
insert into swe_default_test (col1) values ('X');
1 row inserted.

insert into swe_default_test (col1,col2) values ('X',null);
ORA-01400: cannot insert NULL into ("MYUSER"."SWE_DEFAULT_TEST"."COL2")

insert into swe_default_test (col1,col2) values ('X',default);
1 row inserted.

-- double check
select * from swe_default_test;
COL1 COL2 
---------- ----------
X TEST 
X TEST 

-- cleanup
drop table swe_default_test;
Table SWE_DEFAULT_TEST dropped.

 

In 12c we now have a new and I think better option to do the same. The default column can be defined additionally with “ON NULL”. Which has the effect, that inserting a NULL value, will lead to using the default value instead. Of cause the “default” keyword still works too.

-- setup
create table swe_default_test12c
(col1 varchar2(10) not null,
 col2 varchar2(10) default on null 'TEST' not null
 );
Table SWE_DEFAULT_TEST12C created.

-- test
insert into swe_default_test12c (col1,col2) values ('X',null);
1 row inserted.

insert into swe_default_test12c (col1,col2) values ('X',default);
1 row inserted.

-- doublecheck
select * from swe_default_test12c;
COL1 COL2 
---------- ----------
X TEST 
X TEST 

-- cleanup
drop table swe_default_test12c;
Table SWE_DEFAULT_TEST12C dropped.

As we can see both cases now work. The one using a NULL value and also useing the DEFAULT keyword.

This new 12c “default on null” feature can be used to replace the typical BEFORE ROW INSERT trigger. More info how to do this in Sequence and Audit columns with Apex 5 and 12c

 

2. (1,2) = ((1,2))

We can compare expression lists using the = operator. But the right side of the comparison needs an extra set of parenthesis.

select 'TRUE' checked from dual
 where (1,2,3,4,5) = ((1,2,3,4,5));
CHECKED
-------
TRUE

This is just a shorthand form of

1=1 and 2=2 and 3=3 and 4=4 and 5=5

If we do not use the second set of parenthesis on the right hand side of the comparison, then we get an error.

select 'TRUE' checked from dual
 where (1,2,3,4,5) = (1,2,3,4,5) ;
ORA-00920: invalid relational operator

This is documented. Although a tiny bit difficult to read in the syntax diagrams.

See: SQL Reference – Simple Comparison

syntax_compare_lists_1syntax_compare_lists_2

 

1. DUAL is a real table

Although there are some special optimizations in various tools, dual is a real table residing in the sys schema.

select owner, table_name
 from dba_tables
 where table_name = 'DUAL';
OWNER TABLE_NAME
----------------
SYS DUAL

 

In older database versions it was possible to do an insert into the DUAL table.

Warning! This is extremly dangerous. It will probably break ALL applications in your database.

insert into dual values ('Y');
select mysequence.nextval into v_id from dual;

TOO_MANY_ROWS error!

And nobody captures the TOO_MANY_ROWS exception for selects from dual.

Btw: A working safety mechanism is to add rownum = 1 to your query.

select mysequence.nextval into v_id from dual where rownum = 1;

Fortunately manipulating DUAL does not work anymore in recent versions of the database. I think 12c introduced it. Not even DBAs have the privs anymore to do this.

ORA-01031: insufficient privileges
*Cause: An attempt was made to perform a database operation without
the necessary privileges.

0. The Oracle SQL Syntax is documented!

Bam! There you have it! You wouldn’t have thought that. Well, you are not alone. So many developers seem to have no clue that this exists or where it exists.

When googeling use “oracle 12c doc” or “oracle 12.2 SQL ref” in front of your search term. It helps to find the proper pages.

12.2 doc portal

12.2 SQL introduction

12.2 SQL Language reference

 

 

Special thanks go out to Stefanie R., who gave me the idea for this blog post!

 

OTN Apprecition Day: the OTN forum

The SQL and PLSQL forum

Today is OTN Apprecitation day so I decided to write a short article about my favourite Oracle feature. It is the OTN SQL and PLSQL forum! Reading and posting on this forum made me a better developer.  I also frequently visit other forums like Database General, Apex and lately the Oracle JET, but not as intensively as the SQL and PLSQL forum.

My OTN forum handle is Sven W.

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greetings/honorable mentions

BluShadow – for moderating the forum and creating the FAQ list

Frank Kulash – for always answering in a nice and calm way insistently leading the OP to the final solution.

Billy Verrennye – for makeing me rethink old habits (like naming conventions) and for providing excellent and well thought source code examples.

William Robertson – for always beeing spot on

Odie_63 – For answering some of my questions, for example by taking apart the internal meaning of ROWIDs for external tables.

Boneist and ApexBine – for makeing their statements in a male dominated industry

noticable threads

About naming conventions in PLSQL

Coding Standards and Code Critique Request

features / ideas

PLSQL 101: Datatypes – DATE

About Ansi Joins

Introduction to regular expressions

SQL Assertions / declarative multi-row constraints

other

The 10 database commandmends

Are databases still nice and quick and simple to use like they once were?

Fun stuff from the past

Developers sometimes can be funny and sometimes they just need to boil of some steam.

Here is a collection of thread snippets from the past of the forum. Some years ago I collected memorable posts, but I don’t do this anymore. So the collection is slighty outdated now, but I tried to add a few recent quotes as well.

“OP” is used when I cite the “Original Poster” without giving the real forum handle. Otherwise usually only the first name for some of the well known members are used. Comments to the original quote from myself are in italic. Different threads are separated by a line.

Best of Forum 2007


OP> want a procedure or a block which will give a tree like structure using loops and cursors
3360> Why? Do you have a requirement to make this as slow as possible?


Dave Hemming> select ‘don”t stop me now, I”m having such a good time’ from dual

Special thanks to Dave! This is one of my favourite Queen songs.


APC> Late breaking newsflash: users are not developers!


Damorgan> Writing “working on tables” is as informative as writing “using keyboard and mouse.” See your instructor.


OP> SO CAN YOU PLEASE ASSIST ME ON THAT .

APC> On most keyboards the CAPSLOCK key is halfway down the lefthand side. Please learn to use it.


Billy> The features and flexibility and power of Oracle is NO substitution for a solid relational design.


Sentinel>

insert into table (column) values ('I have John''s shoes');

Sentinel>Of course what I’m doing with his shoes is a completely different story.
John Spencer> Since I only have one pair, I had to go to work barefoot this morning 🙂
John Spencer> Shoeless John


Damorgan> Without a context your posting is just a waste of perfectly good electrons.


OP>Is it possible to do something like this from a running program ?

Billy>Is it possible to jump from an aircraft at 5000 feet? Yes.

Billy>Of course, this has to be questioned as when it is done without a parachute, the changes of survival are very very slim. Never mind that if you’re the pilot, you are sending that plane down.

Billy>Yes, columns can be renamed dynamically from a running program. But it makes as much sense as jumping from a perfectly capable plane without a parachute.


APC> In general computing is about precision and removing ambiguity. That’s why the industry is full of pedants. Maddeningly, there is a direct correlation between pedantry and good programming.


Best of forum 2008


Billy>Be careful about making conclusions using observation only. Simple example. Observe how the WARP_SPEED hint makes the SQL go faster:

SQL> set timing on
SQL> select count(*) from all_objects;
COUNT(*)
----------
10460
Elapsed: 00:00:09.60
SQL> select /*+ WARP_SPEED */ count(*) from all_objects;
COUNT(*)
----------
10460
Elapsed: 00:00:00.50
SQL>

The empirical conclusion is that the WARP_SPEED hint made the query faster by 90%.

This conclusion (based on observation) is incorrect. The real reason why the 2nd query is faster is that it made substantially less physical I/O than the 1st query. The 1st query loaded a lot of data needed into the buffer cache. The 2nd query found that data there and had no need to perform the same expensive and slow physical I/Os that the 1st query did. Nor is there a WARP_SPEED hint.

So be very careful on making assumptions and basing conclusions solely on observation.


Sven> If you provide some example data and your insert statement as everybody suggested, we could give much better solutions without guessing all around.

Hans> But then we would only average one reply per question. And we would not get to spend as much time on the forums, getting to know each other so well.


Billy>Users make incredibly poor Oracle gods. That is what the DBA role is – godlike in Oracle and should be treated with care and respect and given only to those persons responsible for actual database administration. And no, users cannot administrate an Oracle database either.


WhiteHat>Hi all,

The Powers that Be at my work have decided to cut back on the number of different systems we have by re-writing a lot of them from scratch and combining functionality in order to reduce downtime caused by ETL processes and the like. so as a result I’m trying to implement the unified theory of everything in my stored proc and I can’t get it to work. Specifically I’m having difficulties combining quantum mechanics and general relativity into a single SQL statement. I’m getting ORA-06502: numeric or value error: String theory conversion error at line 3523

Is this possible in oracle v150.2.0.5 or will I have to upgrade to 153gR2?

being friday afternoon, my brain isn’t really in gear so I’m certain I’ve overlooked something simple. I suspect my basic architecture assumptions are incorrect but not sure. any advice?

Cheers,
WH.
Dave>It’s possible you’re trying to imply a quantum function to a relativistic variable. You’ll need to explicitly CAST it first.

Of course, I definitely think you need to show us your code. 🙂
Leo>Thats not always necessary as especially the quantum function sometimes can be decrypted itself by Oracle.

But definitely we need the code from line 3517.3 until line 3527.8


Billy>If this was ancient times, and you wrote this code to run on any of my databases, I would have handed your over to the SQL Inquisition for showing you the error of your ways.


Sarma>OP already told it is just an exercise for him on PL/SQL. In short, home-work.
Billy>Oh… I see.. You mean like attending Police College and committing, as home work, crimes like armed robbery, assault with a dangerous weapon, vehicular manslaughter, arson, and so on.
Billy>Yeah, I can see how this can teach you how to enforce the law.. NOT!


Justin>It’s generally helpful to specify the actual exception you’re getting rather than just saying “raises an exception”. Oracle error numbers and error strings are exceptionally useful debugging tools.


Michael O>Isn’t this the Oracle Support Forum where all wishes are granted?


Unknown>It is a basic problem that we face too here in forums. How do we show The Good Stuff of Oracle to a SQL-Server fanboy that cannot bare to empty his cup of SQL-Server in order to taste some Oracle?

Or dealing with a Java zealot that has been bitten badly by the J2EE religion, and sees Oracle as a mere persistence layer.. and not good for anything else?

Some people are so convinced that they are so absolutely right, they cannot even entertain the idea of something alternative.. never mind the idea that they just may be horribly wrong.


WhiteHat>[clippy]

Hi! it looks like you’re trying to use Oracle!

Do you:
( ) want to INSERT data to a table
( ) want to UPDATE existing data in a table
( ) ALTER the structure of the table
( ) search the internet for other queries

[clippy]

It’s not clear what you’re trying to do:
as we understand it it seems like:
you have a newly created table and you want to make it so there’s data in it is this correct?


OP> what if i will have thousands of record.i cant write
them all.
Dave> BANGS HEAD ON DESK
Dave> Instead of the select … from dual union select … from dual… perhaps you could use YOUR OWN TABLE.
OP> yeah i told you that i got it already so i dont need to bang head on desk……thanx neways


OP> Can you just tell me which is the best oracle performance tuning tool in the market? It should be free download.
Guido> It’s name is BRAIN (Biological Resource for All Informations Needs). If you really need to download that you should opt for another career path, I guess. 😉


OP>PL DESCRIBE U’R TABLE WORD.
Billy>Use proper English and not IM SPEAK as this is a technical forum and not some SMS teenage chat room.
padders>Please note however that it is considered acceptable to refer to someone’s ‘leet SQL skillz’.
Dave>Although it’s worth first establishing a reputation that clearly indicates that you do not think “irony” means “similar to iron”.


OP>i have run the package and it will take execution time more than 1 hour, how can i redure the execution time? any one help on this issue.
Matt>Remove all the code from the package.


shoblock> I really wish people would read the responses before they complain that they
aren’t working as desired.
APC> Aw c’mon. Next you’ll be wishing people would look stuff up in the documentation instead of straightaway posting questions here.


Laurent> of course regexp could save ink when printed


OP>i’ve try to add commit; but doesn’t work.

Dave>Glad to see you picked up on the need for a more complete explanation than “doesn’t work”.
Dave>Oh wait, you didn’t.

Someoneelse>That’s a new error in 11g:
Someoneelse>ORA-00042 DOESN’T WORK


Someonelse>IF Using_SQL_Server THEN
Someonelse> EXIT Oracle_Forums;
Someonelse>END IF;


Keith>If thats not clear, I’ll join the hitting head against the brickwall gang.


Billy> Do you fix the symptoms? Or do you fix the problem?
Padders>Erm. The problem I think. Aren’t we supposed to hit the symptoms with the lead pipe?


OP>Thread with title like “urgent help in sql plz ”
Billy>STOP!!

For that you need to fill in the “It Is Truly Urgent” form via the request link on the Oracle Forum main page. In triplicate. Submit it to the moderator. Wait for an urgency verification key to be supplied by the moderator. And only then can you post your urgent posting by attaching the urgency key to it for verification purposes.

Since you did not do it, your account is being reviewed for a possible 6 month suspension. You will also be prohibited from practicing Oracle during that time as you have illustrated the lack of common sense by posting this totally uncalled for and unwarranted “urgent” posting in this forum. And not applying common sense when using Oracle can cause serious injury to your database, cause serious damage to the scalability and performance of your applications, and may just cheese off your Oracle DBA resulting in a lead pipe being taken to your knee caps.


William>A right outer join is just a normal outer join written backwards to confuse everyone


More forum fun


John Stegeman> Last time I checked (1 minute ago), there is no “PL/SQL for SIM cards”


John Stegeman> Or even a entry in the mystical magical caverns of the registry, if none of those are set.
Ed Stevens> Please!  I’ll do anything!  I wash your car!  I’ll mow your lawn! Just don’t send me to the registry!


Someoneelse> We are under attack!
The Database General forum is being flooded with spam!
Here are some of the userids:  …
What the hell, is this a new feature of Jive?

jgarry> You want Jive to pump up social media, Jive pumps up social media.

jgarry> On other places I’ve been surprised by being blocked for too much posting.
I’m really not a robot!  It’s hard to tune that limit right, and some people may compose things beforehand.
But worse, spammers would consider it damage and route around it, with whatever they need to do to have numerous logons.
Like when I knocked some fuzzy balls off the umbrella next to my pool and little black widow spiders scattered everywhere.

Dude!> There is already a feature in place that does not allow people to post one message right after another without waiting for a while; 5 min. if I remember correctly.

BluShadow> It’s 30 seconds Dude!, not 5 minutes.

Dude!> Ah well, time is relative

KayK> all you need is a DeLorean


Dude!> How long will it take until everything implodes?
Billy>  Everything? I assume you are limiting “everything” to our solar system?
In that case, around 5 billion years from now, our sun will run out if fuel, shed its outer layers, and implodes into a white dwarf. Unfortunately it is too small to become a black hole. Which would be a kewl thing. Size some time matters.
Everything as in the universe? Guestimate is a 100 or so trillion years – depending on the theory you deem most likely (of which there are more than a few) describes the end of the universe. Implosion is just one of the theories. Perhaps an Asimov’s The Last Question end and beginning?

Dude!> I don’t worry so much about 5 billion years from now — not even history of the past 100 years is correct.


Billy> Disk space is cheaper than the effort to rebuild tables and indexes in order to reclaim space – and to support this effort as SOP.


William> So ‘QTR’ means ‘Quarter’? What is this, Twitter?


Jonathan Lewis> I got to the end to the first line (after the Hi) and thought: “we’re going to see a match_recognize() solution from Stew Ashton here”.

He was right.


“Re: What is the difference between select count(1) from tab and select count(*) from tab;”

Well after some short ramblings about performance and table sizes the gurus discussion went on to the right track.

Dave> One press on the shift key on my keyboard
William> “count(1)” is a nonstandard variation that takes more keystrokes and requires the parser to substitute “*” in place of the “1”, while making the person who wrote the query look foolish.
If you want an approximate result for a large data set quickly, have a look at the SAMPLE clause, e.g.

select count(*) * 20 from somebigtable sample(5);

Frank> Actually, on my keyboard, ‘1’ takes fewer keystrokes (depending on how you count) than ‘*’.  To type ‘1’, I just press the ‘1’ key, but to type ‘*’ I have to hold down the SHIFT key and then press the ‘8’ key.
Even though it’s that much harder to type, “COUNT (*)” is still better than “COUNT (1)”, for the reasons you mentioned.
Jonathan> You may be taking too narrow a view on the problem – although the correct view may, of course, be keyboard-dependent.  You need to step back from the 1/* dichotomy and consider the effect of parentheses:on the problem.

On my keyboard (*) requires me to do:  {shift} 980 {release}   (a total of 4 keystrokes – or 5 finger movements)

but (1) requires me to do: {shift} 9 {release} 1 {shift} 0 {release}  (a total of 5 keystrokes – or 6 finger movements)

Note also that if you are a “classical typist” your are probably going to use {left shift}, which means a large movement to the 1, unless you use a numeric keypad – in which case the 9 requires you to make a large lateral movement with your right hand (which can then stay in place until after the 8 stroke, of course).

Youngsters these days! Just don’t think things through properly!   (;)
William> Perhaps the round bracket keys are not shifted on some keyboards? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that though.
rp0428>Can you provide a specific reference to ANY of your books or blogs that cover an advanced topic such as this?

Sometimes ‘youngsters’ can benefit from seeing the explanation in context with some example code, trace files and execution plans.
Ospin> Just to inform for people with spain keyboards, this keyboards has “(” in shift+8 and “)” in shift+9, so is quit bit easy type “(8)”, so less finger movements and same results
John> To really figure this out, we probably need sql_trace for brains and bodies – when is Oracle going to wake up and put a bunch of SQL coders under a functional MRI scanner and do metabolic analysis to determine the precise effort involved?
However, i’ll say this: even if select(1) was an order of magnitude easier to type than select (*) (which it’s not), the dissonance and mental stress caused by seeing select(1) is probably enough to kill a few million brain cells of my own (not to mention people who come after me and have to read my code)…


All time classics:
Frameworkia – the NEW PLSQL development standard

Apex and Jet – a fairy tale

In the old times, when it was still of some use to wish for the thing one wanted, there lived a King named Joel R. whose daughters were all handsome, but the youngest was so beautiful that the sun himself, who has seen so much, wondered each time he shone over her because of her beauty. The name of the little girl was Apex.

Near the royal castle build with bricks of Forms there was a great dark wood where birds were twittering and many squirrels were running up the trees. In the bark of some trees there were mysterious inscriptions from the foreign county of Java. And in the wood under an old js-tree was a font; and when the day was hot, the King’s daughter used to go forth into the wood and sit by the brink of the cool font. The font was simply awesome and if the time seemed long, she would take out a golden chart, and throw it up and catch it again, and this was her favourite pastime.

On her 12th Birthday Apex looked into a codemirror and saw Apex 5.1 always wearing beautiful purple boots. Now it happened one day that her boots were strapped so tight that the chart, instead of falling back into the maiden’s little hand which had sent it aloft, dropped to the ground near the edge of the well and rolled in. The king’s daughter followed it with her mobile-UI as it sank, but the well was deep, so deep that the bottom could not be seen. Then she began to weep, and she wept and wept as if she could never be comforted. And in the midst of her weeping she heard a voice saying to her: “What ails thee, king’s daughter Apex? Thy tears would melt a heart of stone.” And when she looked to see where the voice came from, there was nothing but a Toad stretching his thick ugly head out of the water. – “I weep because my golden chart has fallen into the font.” – “Never mind, do not weep,” answered the Toad, “I can help you; but what will you give me if I fetch up your chart again?” – “Whatever you like, dear toad,” said she, “any of my wizards, dynamic actions and interactive reports, or even the golden cloud that I wear.” – “Thy wizards, thy dynamic actions and interactive reports, and thy golden cloud are not for me,” answered the Toad, “but if thou wouldst love me, and have me for thy companion and play-fellow, and let me sit by thee at the Universal Theme, and eat from thy tables, and drink from thy views, and sleep in thy little pages, if thou wouldst promise all this, then would I dive below the water and fetch thee thy golden chart again.” – “Oh yes,” Apex answered, “I will promise it all, whatever you want, if you will only get me my chart again.” But she thought to herself: What nonsense he talks! As if he could do anything but sit in the water and croak with the other frogs, or could possibly be any one’s companion.

But the Toad, as soon as he heard her promise, drew his head under the font and sank down out of sight, but after a while he came to the surface again with the chart in his mouth, and he threw it on a nearby Peake. The King’s daughter was overjoyed to see her pretty plaything again, and she required it up and ran off with it. “Stop, stop!” cried the Toad, “take me up too. I cannot run as fast as you!” But it was of no use, Apex had no listener for him, and made haste home, and very soon forgot all about the poor Toad.

The next day, when the King’s daughter was sitting at table with the King and all the court, and eating from her golden plate, there came something up the marble stairs, and then there came a knockout at the door, and a voice crying: “Apex, Apex, let me in!” And she got up and ran to see who it could be, but when she opened the door, there was the Toad sitting outside. Then she shut the door hastily and went back to her server, feeling very uneasy. King Joel noticed how quickly her heart was beating, and said: “My child, what are you afraid of? Is there a giant Page Designer standing at the door ready to carry you away?” – “Oh no,” answered she, “no Page Designer, but a horrid Toad.” – “And what does the Toad want?” asked the King. “O dear father,” answered she, “when I was sitting by the font yesterday, and playing with my golden chart, it fell into the water, and while I was crying for the loss of it, the Toad came and got it again for me on condition I would let him be my companion, but I never thought that he could leave the application server and come after me; but now there he is outside the door, and he wants to come in to me.” And then they all heard him hammering the second time and crying:

“Youngest King’s daughter,
Open to me!
By the fonts water
What promised you me?
Youngest King’s daughter
Now open to me!”

“That which thou hast promised must thou perform,” said King Joel, “so go now and require him in.” So she went and opened the door, and the Toad hopped in. Then he stopped and cried: “Lift me up to install beside you.” But she delayed doing so until the King ordered her. When once the Toad was on the chair, he wanted to get on the table, and there he sat and said: “Now push your page a little nearer, so that we may eat together.” And so she did, but everybody might see how unwilling she was, and the Toad feasted heartily, but every jquery seemed to stick in her throat. “I have had enough now,” said the Toad at last, “and as I am tired, you must deploy me onto your server, and make ready your image folder, and we will lie down and go to sleep.” Then the King’s daughter began to weep, and was afraid of the cold Toad, that nothing would satisfy him but he must sleep in her pretty clean workspace. Now the King grew angry with her, saying: “That which thou hast promised in thy time of necessity, must thou now perform.” So she picked up the Toad with her finger and thumb, carried him upstairs and put him in a corner, and when she had lain down to sleep, he came creeping up, saying: “I am tired and want sleep as much as you; take me up, or I will tell your father.” Then she felt beside herself with rage, and picking him up, she threw him with all her strength against the browser, crying: “Now will you be quiet, you horrid Toad!”

But as he fell, he ceased to be a Toad, and became all at once a prince with beautiful kind shapes. And he told her his name was Jet and how the wicked witch of ADF had bound him by her spells, and how no one but she alone could have released him. Apex soon forgot about her old pal AnyChart and only had an UI for the young and beautiful Jet. And they two would go together to his father’s kingdom. And there came to the door an interactive grid, and behind the grid was standing faithful John Snyders, the servant of the young prince Jet. Now, faithful John had suffered such care and pain when his master was turned into a Toad, that he had been obliged to wear three iron libraries over his heart, to keep it from breaking with trouble and anxiety. When the grid started to take prince Jet to his kingdom, and faithful John had helped them both in, he got up behind, and was full of joy at his master’s deliverance.

And when they had gone a part of the way, the prince heard a sound at the back of the interactive grid, as if something had broken, and he turned round and cried:

“John, the other real data service must be breaking!”

“The ORDS does not break,
‘Tis the library round my heart
That, to lessen its ache,
When I grieved for your sake,
I bound round my heart.”

Again, and yet once again there was the same sound, and the prince thought it must be some ORDS breaking, but it was the breaking of the other library from faithful John’s heart, because he was now so relieved and happy.

The End


Other fairy tales to come:

Patrick Wolf and the seven little Shakeebs